About Me
Hi there. I'm a noob. I have a great job as a fry captain at Krystals. It has always been my dream to salt and cook potatoes. On my leisure time, I train an elite group of ninja assassin gerbils that travel the world trying to keep democracy alive at any cost. I also go to school, I'm almost finished, my thesis was a comprehensive explanation on how they get whipped cream inside twinkies.
I'm also a big fan of porn. Porn is essential in society, it keeps people from killing themselves and other people by relieving hormone levels within the body. Porn was first invented by greek gods that formed the clouds into fluffy titties for the world to wank off too, now in the 21st century, millions of people masturbate to an arrangement of electrons that form titties....Einstein dream still lives. Any, I'm also an expert of breakfast cereal and cartoons that appeared on Nickelodeon bet. 1983-1989. I'm just a normal person. Please feel free to talk to me, and I'll tell you how to make a telescope out of 3 ramen noodles packages. Peace!
PS: the pink makes me feel like a piece of bazooka bubblegum.
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